Bachelorette Weekend 2k13

Please see below email to Robin & Co (Amy & Maria), sent this afternoon.  I am so excited about the next four months (yep, four months from today), that I want to keep this email, and the journey to come, forever, thus the blogging.  I only have 3 faithful readers, anyway.

On May 14, 2013, at 4:35 PM, Kim Sink <Kim.Sink@martinagency.com> wrote:

So, the first part of your amazing, fun, and memorable Bachelorette Weekend has been booked!

 

We will spend Thursday evening giggling, doing hair & nails, and eating junk food at your abode.  We will arrive at the Paradise Plaza (almost sounds like we are on a Honeymoon… Paradise) on Friday and will sadly have to leave on Sunday.  (August 8-11, people).

 

What exactly is the Paradise Plaza?  Feel free to peruse their website http://www.paradiseplazainn.com/ .  We are staying in a two-room suite – two queen beds fit for snuggling, and a pull out sofa for the strippers we want to bring home.  This resort (yes, resort):

·        is located on the ocean – sun, sand, and drinks with umbrellas (or we can lounge at their pool), and it’s all just a short walk away

·        has free wifi - so we can promptly upload embarrassing pictures to facebook and also stalk the strippers

·        is within walking distance to the boardwalk – so we can eat funnel cakes and ride the ferris wheel. 

·        Has an onsite restaurant/bar - for our middle of the night munchies

Our room is equipped with:

·        a mini-fridge – to chill our bottles of Cupcake Moscato

·        a Jacuzzi tub – so we can have romantic in-room swim sessions

·        bathrobes – so we don’t see each other’s hoo-ha’s

·        bottled waters – to rehydrate from the bottles of Moscato

·        free local calls – so we can find a sexy cop stripper, that’s located nearby

·        a fax machine, multi-line phones, and voicemail – because really, that’s so appealing to us businesswomen

 

Are you excited yet?  I can imagine you are bursting at the seams with happiness.  We (Amy, Maria, Kim, maybe Lacy?) will guarantee you:

·        lots of songs with screaming goats

·        a lap dance or two (we will recruit eligible bachelors)

·        lots of sun and drinks – and a really good hangover

·        relaxation

·        lots of pictures for evidence, and we’ll cuddle in bed laughing about it the next morning

·        penis straws

·        a really, really, really good time.  it’ll outshine your wedding & honeymoon, but won’t tell ben

 

xoxoxo,

KAM