Please see below email to Robin & Co (Amy & Maria), sent this afternoon. I am so excited about the next four months (yep, four months from today), that I want to keep this email, and the journey to come, forever, thus the blogging. I only have 3 faithful readers, anyway.
So, the first part of your amazing, fun, and memorable
Bachelorette Weekend has been booked!
We will spend Thursday evening giggling, doing hair &
nails, and eating junk food at your abode. We will arrive at the Paradise
Plaza (almost sounds like we are on a Honeymoon… Paradise) on Friday and
will sadly have to leave on Sunday. (August 8-11, people).
What exactly is the Paradise Plaza? Feel free to
peruse their website http://www.paradiseplazainn.com/
. We are staying in a two-room suite – two queen beds fit for snuggling,
and a pull out sofa for the strippers we want to bring home. This resort
(yes, resort):
·
is located on the ocean – sun, sand, and drinks
with umbrellas (or we can lounge at their pool), and it’s all just a short walk
away
·
has free wifi - so we can promptly upload
embarrassing pictures to facebook and also stalk the strippers
·
is within walking distance to the boardwalk – so
we can eat funnel cakes and ride the ferris wheel.
·
Has an onsite restaurant/bar - for our middle of
the night munchies
Our room is equipped with:
·
a mini-fridge – to chill our bottles of Cupcake
Moscato
·
a Jacuzzi tub – so we can have romantic in-room
swim sessions
·
bathrobes – so we don’t see each other’s hoo-ha’s
·
bottled waters – to rehydrate from the bottles
of Moscato
·
free local calls – so we can find a sexy cop
stripper, that’s located nearby
·
a fax machine, multi-line phones, and voicemail
– because really, that’s so appealing to us businesswomen
Are you excited yet? I can imagine you are bursting at
the seams with happiness. We (Amy, Maria, Kim, maybe Lacy?) will guarantee
you:
·
lots of songs with screaming goats
·
a lap dance or two (we will recruit eligible
bachelors)
·
lots of sun and drinks – and a really good
hangover
·
relaxation
·
lots of pictures for evidence, and we’ll cuddle
in bed laughing about it the next morning
·
penis straws
·
a really, really, really good time. it’ll
outshine your wedding & honeymoon, but won’t tell ben
xoxoxo,
KAM